TGIF.......

It's been a rather long week at the office. And it was a holiday week to boot! Not that I'm complaining; it was a 'good' kind of long. I had some ideas for posts that just aren't going to make it on the blog....hopefully this weekend.

So I thought I'd leave you with a little science/management joke. My apologies if you've seen it before. For all of you public speakers out there, you might be able to get some mileage out of this one:

Elementronics:
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.

This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.

Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.

Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.